What Christmas is (or should really be) all about

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I’m pretty sure that when those Catholic priests chose December 25 as the ’birthday’ of THE supreme entity's son who supposedly walked on Earth more than 2,000 years ago from today, they were just thinking of a date when they could have a festive celebration in commemoration of that birth in Bethlehem.

After all, there are literally hundreds (actually, there might be thousands) of saints in the realm of Catholicism – and almost each one has a designated date in the calendar dedicated to ‘celebrate’ their….whatever noble thing they did when they were alive.

So if saints have their dates, Jesus Christ of all characters would have a date of his own, too, regardless of whether or not it has anything to do with his actual date of birth.

But Christmas has become NOT a momentous birthday celebration for Catholics all over the world – it has become something else, good and bad – at least for most people.

For businesses, it has become an opportunity to lure more consumers to buy stuff they don’t really need, taking advantage of the Christmas fever that unleashes the beast in every impulsive shopper. While others (particularly small stores) are even more rotten; they tend to up the prices of their goods instead of giving holiday discounts.

For the rich kids, it’s their chance to get the newest iPhone, while kids in typhoon-stricken places have nothing to eat during Christmas Eve.

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For celebrities, it’s their time to organize ‘feeding drives’ amongst underprivileged people and then posting their ‘good deeds’ on Instagram.

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For non-Catholics, it’s a difficult time; they need to suppress their envy of the lack of such a joyous tradition, convincing themselves that they are apathetic to the Christmas spirit while at the back of their minds they are thinking of sliced ham and spaghetti.

Meanwhile, ‘Christian’ protestants would swallow their pride and take part in the Christmas celebrations, even though it is clearly a Catholic rite, saying “Hey, we believe in Jesus Christ, too, don't we?” Lol. Just kidding.

For politicians, it has become an occasion to emphasize their ‘presence’ and maintain their reputation in the minds of the voters.. er, people. Two words: Christmas epal

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But what should Christmas be all about, really?

It should be about being with your family and friends, all the people you love.

It should be about reaching out a hand to people who need some help and some loving, without asking anything in return, including AND ESPECIALLY publicity.

It should be about the street children who are still out there selling sampaguitas and candles instead of eating a delicious Noche Buena dinner.

It should be about the street children who are out there working for other people when they should be opening wrapped boxes at home and feeling ecstatic from receiving their new toys.

It should be about the elderly who are still wandering around the streets at midnight, asking for spare change, when they should be at home surrounded by their grandkids and trading gifts.

It should be about the homeless families in Samar and Leyte, whose any chances of having a decent Christmas were destroyed by a life-changing typhoon. We may not be able to hand them food or gifts, but in our minds we should at least think of them, and how fortunate we are that we still have a roof above our heads.

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It’s not about how much we received this season. It should be about how much we are able to give, and how much MORE we could have given if we weren’t too damn selfish.

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The Luckiest Dude On Earth

This DUDE.

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WILL POULTER.

 

Kissed both Emma Roberts and Jennifer Aniston in We're The Millers.

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Yup, kissed them.

 

With tongue action.

 

Repeatedly.

 

While acting as if he's not enjoying.

 

Lucky bastard. *punches laptop*

My Obligatory Profound Birthday Monologue

Every birthday, I perform this funny tradition of checking out ‘personality readings’ based on one’s birth dates. I'd Google what 'experts' say about people born on November 30.

If my Theories of Personality professor knew about this, she’d dishonor me for life.

It’s only now that I realized how boring being a Psychology major has been for me. I mean, I never get any thrills out of meeting new people, because my mind automatically categorizes them into personas I've created. And most of the time – no to brag and all, but – they turn out to be pretty accurate assessments.

But these recent personality readings amused me because well… they’re not bad at all. Even with a few generic ‘descriptions’ here and there, some of them really hit the mark, and quite bluntly at that.


A lot of people say that these are bogus – and you know what, they’re probably right. I mean it’s not exactly science (the site itself is just a Tumblr page). However, they also say that when you read this stuff, you tend to apply the traits to yourself even though it’s completely incongruent.

Hmmm, I don't agree with that last part.

There are several specific details in those ‘readings’ that could never be applied to everyone. You can't put something like “your attention to detail is second to none” or “highly controlled and lacking in spontaneity” and expect everyone to agree and say, “OMG, that is soooo me!” Those aren’t generic traits; not all people are obsessive-compulsive, nor are they all control-freaks.

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What really hit me was the word “pragmatic”. I was very theoretical and idealistic back in college, but as I moved towards my mid 20’s, I became pragmatic to the point of cynical. The way I looked at life really shifted – I started to only believe things that can be proven realistically.

The reading said that as long as I refuse to loosen up and trust my instincts instead of being so orderly and systematic, I will not be successful.

It also said I’m “reactive”. That’s another blow.

I suppose that means not having the initiative to make things happen in life – as opposed to being “active”. It’s like I need something to provoke me before I drag my ass and do something in my life.

Now it all boils down to perspective. That sort of frank revelation can break my spirit and live out a self-destructive prophecy. Or I can charge it to a generous warning from some mystical supreme being, reminding to take it easy and enjoy the present.

The good news is that I just added another year in my life, and right now it’s giving me another rare glance at what’s ahead. It’s still a hazy image, but if I open my eyes a bit more (or perhaps wipe my glasses clean), I’m sure I’ll begin to see something take shape.

 

Happy birthday to me.

 

(And oh yeah, this is the site I was talking about.) http://birthdaypersonality.tumblr.com

The Lobster Theory

This is probably my second most favorite iconic FRIENDS theory.

(Next to Joey’s “A Moo Point” of course)

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Phoebe: Hang in there, it’s gonna happen.
Ross: What? Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.
Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, you know, holding claws like ..

"Bedshaped" by Keane

 

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Many's the time I ran with you down
The rainy roads of our old town
Many the lives we lived in each day
And buried all together
Don't laugh at me
Don't look away

You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped on legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know

I know you think I'm holding you down
And I've fallen by the wayside now
And I don't understand the same things as you
But I do

Don't laugh at me
Don't look away

 

"Oh there you are. Let me take a good look at you."

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12:19 p.m. "I will not bully you. So give me the same courtesy. Tell me the truth and nothing but the truth."

12:20 p.m. Santiago raps senators for earlier saying Napoles can be offered immunity. "Mali, mali, mali!" she says.

12:47 p.m. "Hindi mo kaya itong buong empire na ito. You cannot build a pyramid out of separate bricks," Santiago says.

12:55 p.m. Santiago interrogates Napoles about her lawyer Rene Villa: "I have to say I have never met a biodata with such unparalleled mediocrity." (This is my favorite.)

After the session: "Ignorance can be treated but stupid is forever. Let's hope this is a case of ignorance."

Santiago says she's not scared of Enrile. "Matanda na iyan. Hindi nga niya kaya ipagtanggol sarili niya eh."

Santiago on Osmeña: "Inggit lang siya. May doctorate ako. Siya hindi siya nagtapos ng college."

Santiago: "Napoles is confused. Should she stay loyal to her politician BFFs, or should she save her own neck?"

Santiago to Napoles: "These people are murderous. They're planning your murder."

Santiago: "Sasagutin mo lang ako with a blank wall. Dedma ka. Pano tayo aabot sa katotohanan?"

Napoles denies she owns 28 houses.
Santiago: Ilan bahay mo?
Napoles: Tatlo po.
Santiago: Konti naman masyado.

Santiago: Kailan nag-umpisa ang pera mo?
Napoles: I invoke my right.
Santiago: Gusto ko sana turuan mo ako para yumaman din ako.

BANG!@senmiriam

Obsessed with Hit-Girl (because I love girls who curse a lot)

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To be honest, my affection for Chloë Grace Moretz when I saw Kick-Ass (2010) was purely born out of amazement with her skills. I mean, I really don’t know how much of the stunts were done by her, but she makes it look like she’s really – ahem – kicking ass.

And yes, also because she cursed a lot. Eyebrows were raised when a 12-year old Moretz said things like “cunt” and “fuck”. To me it was cool. I know she doesn’t talk like that in person. Yeah we’re close.

But when I saw Kick-Ass 2 (2013), my obsession became a full-blown dreamathon.

I really liked the way she sort of grown up a bit in that movie, especially when she was juggling two lives (one was that of a superhero, the other that of a typical teenage girl). The movie suddenly turned into a Mean Girls rip-off complete with the usual high school bullying drama. The difference is, Moretz was way cooler (and feistier) than Lindsay Lohan.

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Showing her emotional side really made me like her more, because it was technically my first time to see her cry. She didn’t do that in (500) Days of Summer (2009) nor in Dark Shadows (2012). Of course, The Amityville Horror (2005) and Let Me In (2010) are totally out of the question.

She seemed to have done a lot of crying in the remake of Carrie (2013), though. I am yet to see that one.

Hit-Girl is the ultimate modern chic superhero. I just love it when she fights and trashtalks at the same time. I hope she appears in a movie with a lot of cursing (again). I think she’s one of the few young actresses who can pull it off convincingly, aside from Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh yeah, I’ve heard that Aaron Taylor-Johnson, the dude who played Kick-Ass, will be the villain in the next Avengers movie, prolly coming out in 2015. Shoot, I hope Moretz can be a villain too. Hmmm.. Anyway she’s still very young (16) and for sure there’ll be a lot coming her way.

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Follow her at @ChloeGMoretz. I sure did!

This Week’s Top 10

W4.10/2013

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10. 2013's almost over and I still caught an overdue cold.


9. Windows 8 is not that bad after all.

8. Palabok

7. Nature-tripping = overrated.

6. Facebook Giraffe riddle

5. Young Kristen Stewart in "Panic Room"

4. "Cross the Line" by John Legend

3. "MB"

2. Votes for sale

1. What do you call a male mistress? "sancho"

I Can’t Believe I Saw This Only Now: Brothers (2009)

In light of recent events that happened in my bedroom, I shall start a new blog series entitled I Can’t Believe I Saw This Only Now, talking about brilliant films of the past (by personal definition, “past” means MORE than two years before posting time), especially ones that I hate myself for not watching immediately when it came out.

I’m sure many people have experienced the same thing – you hear about an upcoming film, you read tons of articles about it, then when it comes out, you were doing something more important (it better be, goddamit), but you still want to see it, but then again for some reason you still didn’t (you moron). And then you end up forgetting about it, and the next opportunity to actually see came more than 2 years after. Umm…yeah, bummer.

And then what’s worse is that it turns out to be this really awesome, this-is-my-kind-of-thing movie, and it makes you shout “Why the hell didn’t I watch this back then???!”

For my very first entry, I chose a film that I only saw last night, and I almost punched the wall because it was so good and I couldn’t believe it took me 4 freakin’ years before I got to see it:

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Brothers (2009)

Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman

Director: Jim Sheridan (In the Name of the Father, The Boxer)

Quick Summary:

Okay, so Maguire and Gyllenhaal are brothers, and Portman is married to Maguire. Nope, not exactly a budding love triangle (what, you think this is a chick flick?) Maguire is US Marine Captain sent to war in the Middle East, got caught up in an assault and was thought dead by everyone back at home, when in fact he, along with a private, became a prisoner of war and was starved in a cave for months. Then, Gyllenhaal, the “black sheep” of the family, tried to fill the space left by Maguire particularly within his household where he has two young daughters. Because of Portman’s grief and loneliness, she and Gyllenhaal comforted each other and ended up kissing. Meanwhile, Maguire, after a horrible task he had to perform to ensure his survival (which shall not be divulged – no spoilers here), came back home still carrying the trauma of his captivity. He was already suspicious that his wife and his brother were in an affair, but he initially fought the urge to get furious because of his inner struggle to forget the horrors of his experience in Afghanistan. When things further unfolded, and despite Portman’s confession that it was only a kiss, Maguire finally went ballistic towards her and Gyllenhaal. He starts destroying things in their house and resisting arrest against the police. Towards the end, he had to undergo psychiatric therapy and he finally reveals the whole story to his wife.

Phew! Now let’s see…

The Odyssey-inspired plot is literally thousands of years old, but it was the lead cast’s performances that struck a chord within my drama film-lusting soul, and the fact that it was a typical melodrama made it yummier to my taste. Pardon me.

Way to go, Spidey!

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I can’t fully describe how mesmerized I was with Maguire. I just saw The Great Gatsby (2013) a month ago and I thought he was a bit catatonic (to be fair, the character didn’t allow much creativity anyway). Before watching Brothers I thought I could never look at Maguire and not think about your friendly neighborhood crawler – but I was surprised. He came out with a hell of a performance. His character was presented as a serious, determined, and dedicated soldier, also described by other characters as having the same qualities even during his school days. His capture and imprisonment in the cave was when Maguire first got my attention. He was supposed to be mentally strong and he showed that by constantly keeping his companion’s spirits up even when all hope seems to be lost.

And the scene near the end where he finally went nuts and started crashing stuff – man, Maguire really went for it. That is why I just downloaded two of his other past films, Wonder Boys (2000) and Seabiscuit (2003).

Gyllenhaal was being Gyllenhaal

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It was a typical role for him to start with; he only needed to don a tattoo on his neck and grow a considerable volume of beard, and that’s it. Although, I liked every scene whenever he and his sort-of-an-asshole Dad (played by Sam Shepard) were throwing assaults at each other. His Dad really got into my nerves, demeaning his son whenever an opportunity arised, and that was probably why Gyllenhaal was effective in gaining sympathy.

I fell in love with Natalie Portman (again)

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I never liked the young Portman. Didn’t like her in Mars Attacks, not in Star Wars E-1, and not in Cold Mountain. It was really after Closer (2004) that she became one of my celebrity crushes. And even though V for Vendetta (2006) sucked big time, I still enjoyed her presence (it was at the peak of my crush on her). After that, for some reason, she kind of went underground, doing a couple indie films, so my affection sort of wore down. And then BOOM! Black Swan.

I heard about Brothers in 2009 but like I said, I don’t know why I didn’t go for it. There’s a different feel to her in this film, and I really find it insanely cute that she whispers most of her dialogue. Plus, she’s one of those rare celebrities who still look stunning even when crying like hell. She did a lot of crying here, and I think she was perfectly cast as a young I-have-to-be-strong kind of wife and mother. I liked the way she dressed in this film, too. Very homey. God, I love her.

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She’s an Atheist ! See: Natalie Portman doesn’t believe in God or the afterlife

Conclusion

It’s been a long time that a drama film has effectively moved me; I think the last one was The Pursuit of Happyness (yeah, who wasn’t?). Before this, I was not into a lot of dramas recently, but I’m sure as hell glad I am again, and Brothers is an awesome re-introduction. It’s one of those films where every scene just seems to be very well-thought of, and you can really see the performances with intensity, because they don’t go overlapping each other. The film rightfully belongs to Maguire to boast, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of his performances.

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Highs: Powerful acting from leads, as well as the two children (those girls were damn good), fitting direction, good (albeit common) story

Lows: Very minor: For me, it could have used a little more background story to enhance character development – I just think the events all happened a little too fast. Aside from that, it’s pure awesomeness.

My take: 9.7/10


Brothers (2009): IMDB Link http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765010/

This Week's Top 10 (W3.9/2013)

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10. Eyes are showing eerie red nerves. Knee and elbow
joints are throbbing like crazy. Back aches are getting worse.
In serious need of a non-computer facing activity.

9. Whatever happened to my 12K?

8. Two bible study groups in a week. Thank you very much.

7. Lanzones and rambutan

6. Ariel Rivera's greatest hits remind me of a hollow patch in
my childhood memories. Thinking of jotting down snippets
of recollections whenever they pop up.

5. Is "chalant" the opposite of "nonchalant"?

4. Lowering my personal standards of article submissions (to increase productivity) - not a compromise I'm totally happy with, but then yes.

3. "Sherlock Holmes haircut"

2. Credit cards and bad spenders don't mix.

1. Say no to pork. I mean actual pork.

Ain't we all just runaways?

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Runaways
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Blonde hair blowin' in the summer windA blue-eyed girl playing in the sand
I'd been on her trail for a little while
But that was the night that she broke down and held my hand
The teenage rush, she said, "Ain't we all just runaways, we got time"
Well that ain't much...
We can't wait 'til tomorrow
You gotta know that this is real, baby why you wanna fight it?
It's the one thing you can choose, oh!

We got engaged on a Friday night
I swore on the head of our unborn child that I could take care of the three of us
But I got the tendency to slip when the nights get wild.
It's in my blood
She says she might just runaway somewhere else, some place good
We can't wait 'til tomorrow
You gotta know that this is real, baby why you wanna fight it?
It's the one thing you can choose

Let's take a chance baby we can't lose
Ain’t we all just runaways?
I knew it when I met you, I'm not gonna let you runaway
I knew it when I held you, I wasn't lettin' go

We used to look at the stars and confess our dreams
Hold each other to the morning light
We used to laugh, now we only fight
Baby are you lonesome now?

At night I come home after they go to sleep
Like a stumbling ghost, I haunt these halls
There's a picture of us on our wedding day
I recognize the girl but I can't settle in these walls

We can't wait 'til tomorrow
Now we're caught up in the appeal, baby why you wanna hide it?
It's the last thing on my mind
(Why you wanna hide it?)
I turn the engine over and my body just comes alive and we all just runaways
I knew it when I met you, I'm not gonna let you runaway
I knew it when I held you, I wasn't lettin go, no no no!
(No no no!)
Ain't we all just runaways?
Yeah runaway
Ain't we all just runaways?

My Top 10 favorite animated films from 2003-2013 (post Nemo-era)

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First, let’s get this out of the way: With the exception of the first one, I hate Shrek films, especially Shrek the Third, although Shrek Forever After wasn't that bad- but still not quite enough.

Okay. Breathe.

In my opinion, Finding Nemo (2003) paved the way for the genius in modern animated films in terms of script and storyline. So in honor of this film, I shall make a "top 10" list that doesn't include it – if that makes sense at all.

There have been a lot of films which tried to follow suit but have failed miserably. Finding Nemo was full of depth, character and emotion that I practically don’t have anything bad to say against it; hence, the bar was pretty much set so high that many succeeding attempts have fallen so dramatically short.

I’m going to give my hate list first:  I think Rio (2011) was awful – a thin plot poorly fused with the concept of mardi gras to make it lively, plus they must've thought a few musicians could save it (also: a total waste of voice talents from Jesse Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway, to name a few). Of course, it’s obvious that no one likes spin-offs like Puss in Boots (2011) or adaptations such as Yogi Bear (2010) and The Lorax (2012). Meanwhile, I don’t have anything to say about Cars and Cars 2 (2006, 2011) except that they were dull. The worst in the last decade for me was Brave (2012). I hate that movie so much I don’t even know where to start.

So here it is: With a need for justification, my 10 favorite animated films in the last 10 years:

#10: The Simpsons Movie (2007)

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#9: Monster House (2006)

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#8: Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

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#7: Megamind (2010)

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#6: Surf’s Up (2007)

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#5: Kung Fu Panda (2008)

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#4: The Incredibles (2004)

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#3: Up (2009)

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#2: WALL∙E (2008)

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and the top spot goes to...(wait for it)

#1: Toy Story 3 (2010)

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The Closer You Look: Now You See Me (2013)

So far I've seen 3 magic-themed films this year: Magic Magic (Michael Cera), The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (Carell, Carrey, Buscemi), and more recently, Now You See Me.

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Who’s in it:

Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network, Zombieland)

Woody Harrelson (Zombieland, Seven Pounds)

Michael Caine (need I give examples?)

Morgan Freeman (ahem, God)

Mark Ruffalo (Zodiac, The Avengers)

Isla Fisher (Confessions of a Shopaholic)

Mélanie Laurent (Inglorious Basterds)

Dave Franco (21 Jump Street, Warm Bodies)

Director: Louis Leterrier (The Transporter, Clash of the Titans)

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In a nutshell, the film deals with the extent to which 4 ordinary magicians (the 4 Horsemen, as they like to call themselves) would go in order to be part of an ancient mystical organization which is said to recruit deserving members only twice in a century. However, because of the stunts they had to pull off, which usually involved breaking laws, the quartet got tangled with the FBI and Interpol in a wild goose chase. As the characters developed, a series of events served as misdirection so as the audience would not know who the real people behind these events are.

It’s one of those films that I wish I had watched on the big screen when it was out. Watching a DVDrip wasn't so bad (the copy was good) but I just thought it would've been nice to see it inside a movie house.

Anyway, the ending sucked. There.

The rest of the film was awesome - I just hated the way a lot of questions were unanswered. I loved the tricks, I loved the showmanship, I loved the chases, and I loved the twist. But just like many of those who've seen it, I just felt like there should be a lot more to that conclusion (which thrills the idea that a sequel’s in the works).

Here are the things that caught my attention, and few other ones that broke my heart:

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  • The “Eye” – This ancient reference actually points to the Eye of Horus, which is an Egyptian emblem for protection, royal power and good health. While it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with magic, they used it as a symbol for a secret society of magicians, and being recruited as members became prime motivation of the 4 Horsemen. It’s a good pick for an old, supernatural background, but then again, the film killed me when they didn't even show any part of the society in the end. Ruffalo just invited the 4 Horsemen to hop in a carousel, and that was it. WTF?


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  • Interpol Agent Alma Dray – My newest crush, Mélanie Laurent. I first saw this 30-year old French chic in Inglorious Basterds and I thought she had this nice mix of angst and sweetness. I’m not sure if her flat affect is an acting style or a natural glitch, but it sure does make you long for her rare smile (or any other facial expression, for that matter).


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  • The Eisenberg- Harrelson combo. I watched Zombieland primarily because Emma Stone is in it, but I loved the movie because of its two main gentlemen. Their conversational styles and demeanor make me laugh even without an apparent joke, and it was cool to see them again in another flick. Hoping for a third charmer, too! Not a comedy, though. God, if only Harrelson had a reasonable role in The Social Network.


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  • Michael Caine – I think this is the first time I’ve seen Caine in a non-Christopher Nolan film for quite a while – the last one was Bewitched. As always, Caine is brilliant. Nice to see an 80-year old guy like him still appearing in major movies virtually every year (another Nolan film in 2014). A small part of me actually got upset when the main cast in Now You See Me betrayed Caine’s character (I suppose I’m not used to seeing him as an antagonist). Should’ve given him a much deeper role- now we’re definitely not seeing him in the sequel. Unless…


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  • Lionel Shrike – He’s a fictional character, but I like the sound of his name, and I like what he’s done even more. The card trick that took 18 years made me think of getting into magic (an ambition that faded away just as quick as it begun). I like that there was a man who embodied the dedication and patience needed to perform the ultimate trick. Now, his son Dylan Rhodes (played by Ruffalo) also displayed tremendous patience, but it was the kind that was kinda overly dramatic, at least for me. I mean, he didn’t have to join the FBI or plan an insanely elaborate plot of revenge against Thaddeus Bradley (Freeman). He could’ve just framed him with some heinous crime; I mean he’s FBI for god’s sake! But I suppose magicians are like that – they value showmanship and theatricality.


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  • The tricks – When I saw the trailer showing the 4 magicians robbing a bank and giving it away to the audience, I knew immediately that I have to see this movie. Back then I didn’t even know that the bank was in Paris! Their second trick, where they transferred all of Caine’s bank money to the audience’s accounts, was genius. It was obviously Rhode’s way of getting even with Caine whose insurance company declined to cover the death of his old man. The way the Horsemen extracted the security answers from Caine was also brilliant, although a little far-fetched but forgivable. It’s the tricks that make audiences love and sympathize with the Horsemen. Clever writing.


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Ups – insane plot, good casting, awesome sequences

Downs – unsatisfactory ending, a little short on character development

My take: 8.9/10


PS : On August 9, 2013, after the box office success of the film, Lionsgate CEO Jon Feltheimer officially confirmed that there will be a sequel to the film with production beginning in 2014 for an unspecified release date. Louis Leterrier confirmed he will return to direct the sequel. Source

My animosity towards rain

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In movies, getting caught in the rain is a precursor to either: a romantic moment when someone admits that he/she loves another and then they make out like crazy, OR a scene where someone gets shot and says his/her last words, OR when someone suddenly falls into utter desperation or suicidal tendencies. And yeah, during burial scenes? Especially if the one who died was the lead actor's love interest or something? Yeah, rain is imperative.


Now if you're indoors while it rained, it's usually a sign of depression or a longing for someone far away.


I hate rain.


To me it's the antithesis of wonderful things. On the surface, I hate it coz of the millions of things I CAN'T DO when it's raining. I hate it when I go out after the rain and everything's all muddy and wet. On a deeper level, I still hate rain coz it makes the world gloomy as if it wasn't already.


The worst thing about rain (in real life) is that it comes when you least want it to - very much unlike in the movies where they start dropping on cue. I've been in several instances that could have been life-changing if only it had not rained. Well, maybe not life-changing. But still, rain was the last thing I wanted during those moments.


I'd wish for rain to never have existed, but I know it's not going to make sense once you talk about nature and plants and stuff. I know it's weird, but I'd rather die of extreme heat than endure a lifetime full of impeccable rain.


But I want to give it a chance. If I could change the way I think about rain, I'd make it so that:




  • it would instead make me think of all the blessings I've had and still are having.

  • it would instead make me think of what I would do as soon as the sun comes back to view.

  • it would instead make me think of friends and how valuable they are especially when they're not around.


That's not the way I think about rain, though. Maybe I need a good thing to happen while it's raining, so I could reprogram my brain and tag "rain" as a feel-good concept. I don't know.


Ugh, still raining.