The Lobster Theory

This is probably my second most favorite iconic FRIENDS theory.

(Next to Joey’s “A Moo Point” of course)

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Phoebe: Hang in there, it’s gonna happen.
Ross: What? Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.
Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, you know, holding claws like ..

3 thoughts on “ The Lobster Theory ”

  1. haha! Here's another one:
    Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
    Joey: Probably kill myself.
    Monica: Excuse me?
    Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
    Ross: Uh Joey... OMnipotent.
    Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions. -

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